wardswords 's definitions

Sleazemeister

A king of sleaze.

Whatever you want, the sleazemeister can get it for you.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Boiler

A boiler refers to an unattractive older woman who is only good for the pot, as in having to cook an old chook in boiling water to make it tender and more eatable. The expression old chook also refers to a boiler and can be used in the same context.

There's not much to look at here just a couple of boilers.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

Too Hot To Sleep

A person is too hot to sleep when they have binged, over-indulged and pigged-out on enough stimulants to render them incapable of sleep, waking everybody in the neighbourhood who can.
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‘He's been on it for daze....'

'Yeah, he's too hot to sleep.'

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Strumpet

A promiscuous male known more for his political pillow talk than a man of action.

Like all good strumpets he was able to use what was said in the heat of the moment to his political advantage.

by wardswords December 12, 2016

Sleazester

A creepy sleazy type of person.

The sleazester was watching her closely from a distance getting more and more drunk before movin' in on her.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Barbanger

Someone who doesn't observe bar or pub protocol, and jumps the queue.

I've been waitin' ages, and she keeps serving barbangers.

by wardswords November 30, 2016