Definitions by wardswords
Table Thief
The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.
‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
Table Thief by Wardswords December 20, 2021
Dwobble
Dwobble by Wardswords December 20, 2021
Too Hot To Sleep
A person is too hot to sleep when they have binged, over-indulged and pigged-out on enough stimulants to render them incapable of sleep, waking everybody in the neighbourhood who can.
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Too Hot To Sleep by Wardswords December 20, 2021
Funmaster
You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!
Funmaster by Wardswords November 25, 2021
On it for days
On it for days by Wardswords March 6, 2018
Long liquid lunch
The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.
Long liquid lunch by Wardswords February 22, 2018
Georgeporge
A Georgeporge is the imbicile at a party or in a bar who brings a girl to tears. She runs out of the room usually dragging all her good looking friends with her in sympathy.
Georgeporge by wardswords December 13, 2016