wardswords 's definitions

Long liquid lunch

The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.

Bring back the long liquid lunch !

by Wardswords February 22, 2018

Brewbrave

Someone who attempts daring feats of bravery, but only when they're pissed or brewbrave.

He must be outta his mind or brewbrave to attempt that madness.

by wardswords December 1, 2016

Barbanger

Someone who doesn't observe bar or pub protocol, and jumps the queue.

I've been waitin' ages, and she keeps serving barbangers.

by wardswords November 30, 2016

Crook As Rookwood

Crook is Australian slang for feeling sick as in, "I'm feelin' real crook, mate." It can also mean something that is distasteful as in, "That's crook!" Rookwood Cemetery is located in Sydney, Australia, so something must be real bad or rotten to say it's as crook as Rookwood.

"Mate, seriously, she was as crook as Rookwood."

by wardswords November 25, 2016

Got It Sorted

Aussie vernacular for a problem that has been solved or sorted.

We had our differences but we got it sorted.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Georgeporge

A Georgeporge is the imbicile at a party or in a bar who brings a girl to tears. She runs out of the room usually dragging all her good looking friends with her in sympathy.

That Georgeporge has ruined it for the rest of us. They won't be back tonight.

by wardswords December 13, 2016

Too Hot To Sleep

A person is too hot to sleep when they have binged, over-indulged and pigged-out on enough stimulants to render them incapable of sleep, waking everybody in the neighbourhood who can.
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‘He's been on it for daze....'

'Yeah, he's too hot to sleep.'

by Wardswords December 20, 2021