Definitions by wallis and futuna islands

rectum 

hiding place for all my money

man, my rectum is so full of all my money, i have so much money i'm goin to have to get another rectum to put it all in. hey baby, coem here and let me put my money in your rectum!

rectum by wallis and futuna islands January 21, 2004

Urethritis 

any inflammation of the urethra, usually do to some sort of infection, often by an STD.

it hurts when i pee due to my urethritis.

Urethritis by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

buttery chick 

this is whan a girl is really hot and oily from butter being spread all over her adn the butter should not be salted as her sweat will salty it up for you

hey baby, yor'e pretty buttery. lets' have hot buttery sex

buttery chick by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

crabs

these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs. THeyr'e really great and I like them a lot.

Hey Steve, do you want to see my crabs?

crabs by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

dick nose 

used by Monty Python in a movie

hey dick nose

dick nose by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

gluntford 

Really really full of something, but nobody's sure just what it is or why!

man, that movie was so gluntford, i'm going to have to smoke some crack to figure it out!

gluntford by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

happy toilet 

a toilet so full of joy that it's smiling from ear to ear with mirth and laughter!

boy, Ned sure has a happy toilet. I just love shitting at his house!

happy toilet by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003