waffle's definitions

whatevs

A word used by well built verile men who frequently bed 10-13 women each week, compared to those who have come to think "whatevs" is nerdy, due to sheer stupidity, whom resort to homosexuality as they cannot get laid.

Active homosexuals whom regularly accept male sexual organs into their rectum.

by waffle May 13, 2005

battle of the booties

Rival black girl bands, who use their booties to gain popularity instead of their singing talent.

mtv base

by waffle August 23, 2003

snuggle head

Soone who is sleepy and just wants to snuggle up to somone and fall asleep.

A fluffy head to aid snugglement.

You are so floppy, you are such a snuggle head.

I require snuggles, pass me my snuggle head.

by waffle September 30, 2003

agnosticism

The acceptance that you do not know the answers to certian impossible questions.

dude: What is the unified field theory?
Polythiest: GODS + GODDESSES DID IT!!!
Monotheist: GOD DID IT!!!
Atheist: IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!
Agnostic : I don't know.

by waffle October 3, 2003

sufferring

incorrect spelling of suffering

ch00b: People in Africa are sufferring.
l33t1: ONMGMGMGHAHAH UR TEH RETARD YOU SPWELT SUFRWERRING WRONG OMG HAHAHAHA
ch00b: Oh my
ch00b has left the conversation in shame.

by waffle November 12, 2003

does a little dance

A third person statement about an action carried out by the speaker to denote the recent performance of rhythmitic movement in the appropriate manner which is according to the second from lowest possible degree of assessment.

n00b: omg I just installed lunix for wind0ws!!
n00b: *does a little dance*

by waffle March 29, 2004

subjective

A person who does not use perception in order to determine the reality he percieves.

Muslims
Jew
Hindus
Buddhists
Christians

and many more!

by waffle October 20, 2003