waffle's definitions

whatevs

A word used by well built verile men who frequently bed 10-13 women each week, compared to those who have come to think "whatevs" is nerdy, due to sheer stupidity, whom resort to homosexuality as they cannot get laid.

Active homosexuals whom regularly accept male sexual organs into their rectum.

by waffle May 13, 2005

liberty

The belief that no one should prevent people from influencing each other and that people should be able to express opinions and ideas without being oppressed.

I think that the government sux.

I have not been prevented from saying this, my government adheres to the values of liberty.

by waffle October 3, 2003

battle of the booties

Rival black girl bands, who use their booties to gain popularity instead of their singing talent.

mtv base

by waffle August 23, 2003

snuggle head

Soone who is sleepy and just wants to snuggle up to somone and fall asleep.

A fluffy head to aid snugglement.

You are so floppy, you are such a snuggle head.

I require snuggles, pass me my snuggle head.

by waffle September 30, 2003

jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

by waffle April 8, 2004

Anger

Stems from fear, leads to hate.

The desire to punhish other sentient beings who you consider to be harming your position.

I am going to overthrow my government as they wish for me to willingly starve to death and allow my friends and family to be executed.

by waffle November 12, 2003

agnosticism

The acceptance that you do not know the answers to certian impossible questions.

dude: What is the unified field theory?
Polythiest: GODS + GODDESSES DID IT!!!
Monotheist: GOD DID IT!!!
Atheist: IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!
Agnostic : I don't know.

by waffle October 3, 2003