stanjaf

a person that fails to do what thay say thay are going to do

"flipping heck thats twenty times now that blokes not turned up, what a fu**ing pest" "well i told you he was a stanjaf"

by w&f May 04, 2009

back entry

a passage way allowing rear entry to somewere, someone or something.

"do you mind iff i throw this large pole up your back entry old boy" "no not at all thair's plenty of room iff you have any other large things to go with it"

by w&f May 03, 2009

bang im

term used by northern doormen and gangsters

" am gunna bang im in a minuite"

by w&f January 18, 2009

fish monument

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.

"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"

by w&f January 18, 2009

flipping heck

statement of shock

"i say old chap i seem to have got that lamp shade you left here stuck up my rimper" "flipping heck thats a bit of a bugger"

by w&f January 18, 2009

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

rimper

the bum hole

bloody hell mate you stink have you got a sweaty rimper

by w&f January 17, 2009