lessence

The lack of character or poor quality of a person when they are never able to be average or more than most people. It's pretty sad when someone is cursed with this.
Mark's lessence when it came to school and sports always meant he'd be picked last.
by von groovy May 11, 2019
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transexposed

When a person is exposed by themselves or others as transgender or transsexual. Depending upon how and where it happens, it can be a difficult or wonderful experience.
Alfred was transexposed by Kent in P.E. class. Everyone thought Kent was a real piece of shite and beat him with socks filled bars of soap. Kent later had the nerve to ask Alfred for some of his makeup to conceal the bruises. Alfred declined.
by von groovy June 22, 2017
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distrapp

Any one of many apps that people use to distract themselves from something they truly need to do.
Kenny thought it was awesome that he had figured a way to line up all his musical idols against big booby B list celebrities in the new CHESSty app for a match until his boss caught him and said that he had missed his deadline and would be working Saturday. Kenny struggled with this distrapp and many others.
by von groovy June 28, 2017
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knockin' the pocket

To have sex with a vagina
Bart was bragging to his friends how much he was knockin' the pocket with Vanessa yesterday when Vanessa's brother , Vinny walked by. Vinny then began to knock on Bart's face.
by von groovy March 24, 2019
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the great distractor

Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...
Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.
by von groovy July 10, 2024
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Wistfully Yours

This is a state of mind that you are in when you are sweet on someone that you cannot - for whatever reason - have a romantic relationship with. It can be terrible at times where your eyes tear up and your heart sinks, but it can also be pleasant when you think of that person for their very existence has made yours better.
Noel sat at his laptop he began to compose yet another ballad about her. As he began to rhyme never with forever again and decided that was when he would go from a major to a minor chord, tears streamed down his cheeks. He has friends who have told him to tell her that he loved her in a respectful way even though she was with someone. He would not do that. Instead he would title this song wistfully yours and somehow get a way for her to hear it.
by von groovy August 17, 2024
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said everyone always

a phrase which signifies something is completely true under all circumstances
Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"
by von groovy May 31, 2019
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