Definitions by von groovy
dreamshame
The unpleasant feeling you have after having a dream where you do something you really want to do, but can't in your waking life due to the shame you'd feel
Seamus was walking around the block today in full dreamshame mode after having that dream where he boned his teacher Mrs. Jones.
dreamshame by von groovy April 13, 2019
cream theater
Kevin: "I heard that Father Jones was caught pullin' it at the cream theater."
James: "Well, that's better than puttin' it into an altar boy."
James: "Well, that's better than puttin' it into an altar boy."
cream theater by von groovy April 13, 2019
black tights matter
A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere
I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.
black tights matter by von groovy April 13, 2019
public transportation patience
This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation
After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.
public transportation patience by von groovy April 13, 2019
dreadicine
This is medicine that people are afraid to take because of side effects like losing sex drive or weight gain.
dreadicine by von groovy April 13, 2019
I couldn't stop the swimmers
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
I couldn't stop the swimmers by von groovy April 13, 2019
sieg smile
Adolph was truly wearing his sieg smile walking down the street until he was bitch slapped by some old Jewish ladies.
sieg smile by von groovy April 13, 2019