Definitions by von groovy

creamy pb'nj music 

Jam band music. Not awful, but not mildly exciting.

Aaron cranked up some creamy pb'nj music and the party fizzled out.

creamy pb'nj music by von groovy June 9, 2019

don't fucking touch me 

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

don't fucking touch me by von groovy June 9, 2019

gettin' HIYP 

Hand-clapping, interrupting, yelling, & pointing fingers- Four behaviors that stupid people do when trying to win an argument. They look like fools.

Caleb: "Did you see Phil's granny on the news?"
Josh: "She was gettin' HIYP!"
Caleb: "All over some curly fries in the drive thru..."

gettin' HIYP by von groovy June 8, 2019

strawberry skin shave 

When a female shaves her areas of pleasure not quite as smooth which results in her skin being similar to rubbing a strawberry against your face. Some people like it!

Liza decided to give herself a strawberry skin shave before she went to the party because she knew there were people there who would appreciate the fuzzy friction.

strawberry skin shave by von groovy June 8, 2019

more like your wishtory 

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good

Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"

more like your wishtory by von groovy June 8, 2019

when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty

Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."

when things got hairy by von groovy June 6, 2019

said everyone always 

a phrase which signifies something is completely true under all circumstances

Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"

said everyone always by von groovy May 31, 2019