von groovy's definitions
I was living the other day in the environment just like all humans do and realized that the U.S. President doesn't give a fuck about it.
by von groovy June 3, 2017
Get the the environmentmug. Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?
Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
Get the bar bored/board gamesmug. Not unlike read between the lines, but it is what is verbally implied. It's typically important but sensitive.
Darry: Hey! Have you heard about Jessie?"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"
by von groovy September 23, 2024
Get the heard between the wordsmug. This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024
Get the front of the house facemug. The confused, yet easily resolved emotion experienced as a result of others being cruel for you having the quality of being fat, ashamed, and not doing anything about it.
Candi was feeling full of fashame as she walked away from her critical friends towards the ice cream parlor. She certainly was not okay with her body image, but eating ice cream was the best way to address it!! Triple scoops for sure!!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
Get the fashamemug. The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.
Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
Get the as welcome as cancermug. A code emoji used to signify something sexual, inappropriate, and possibly illegal. They are used in online classified ads, texts, and whenever people are afraid/lazy to communicate directly.
Caroline: OMG! I was just texting with Bobo and he sent me a coji of dental floss! What does that even mean?
Nene: SMH...IDK! He is into some weird stuff. Send him an eggplant and a peach to see what he sends back.
Nene: SMH...IDK! He is into some weird stuff. Send him an eggplant and a peach to see what he sends back.
by von groovy May 29, 2017
Get the cojimug.