Definitions by von groovy
shaiming
The act of aiming humiliation and negativity towards someone in order to shame them. Or you could just call it being shitty.
Abigail had been shaiming at Mollie all night long. Mollie wasn't having it and started shaiming back. Abigail felt so ashamed her heaving crying led to her puking into her purse. Mollie sat amused and victorious.
shaiming by von groovy August 12, 2019
beertrender
Someone who gets too excited and focused on whatever new beer trend and raves about how great it is despite not knowing much about the complexities and specific differences within it.
Jayson: "Bro! We gotta go to St. Olaf's tonight! They have that new Sour Stout sesh!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"
beertrender by von groovy August 10, 2019
subarude
subarude by von groovy July 20, 2019
Greenhousing
Similar to gaslighting. It happens when someone tries to make another person feel guilty for their reported negative impact on the environment.
Bailey: "You know driving here instead of walking is really bad for the environment."
Fred: "I live 43 miles away! Stop greenhousing me!!!"
Fred: "I live 43 miles away! Stop greenhousing me!!!"
Greenhousing by von groovy July 20, 2019
a better hand
The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
a better hand by von groovy July 4, 2019
Snickerette
Snickerette by von groovy July 3, 2019