von groovy's definitions

joke whine virus

This is the disease had by people who claim to be centrist who are actually conservative and conservatives. The disease presents as constant and unnecessary complaining or whining about people being progressive and wanting everyone to be seen as equal.

Alan: "Did you hear about Elmo complaining about people wanting to be called a new name?"
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."

by von groovy September 14, 2023

Emotional Lotion

Why of course I am referring to any form of ejaculate.

Hollie and Archer were in the midst of serious love gettin's and in a sensual turn of event with sexy results, they each had produced some Emotional Lotion that they each had begun to rub into each other's skin.

Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."

by von groovy May 18, 2024

kiss of bliss

This is the name of the act of performing cunnilingus by anyone who is so lucky to be able to do it. It's a wonderfully mesmerizing act that all consenting adults should engage in - often.

As Melanie removed her panties, Miquel was finally presented with all he had fantasied about for months. His passion and devotion to only pleasing Melanie allowed him the ability to bestow the best kiss of bliss that had been given in his city for three years and the first of many he would give to her. They would both never be the same.

by von groovy June 19, 2024

FOPO

Fear of Posting Online - FOPO. This is an extension of anxiety you have when you want to post something online, but the possible negative consequences are too much so you don't post at all

Kari just got a rescue kitten and she was going to post its adorable furry face, but she thought of possible negative comments about her being now being a lonely cat lady, the kitten is her only friend, and why didn't she get a puppy...FOPO wins again!!!

by von groovy April 28, 2019

sieg smile

The grins that Nazis have when they're being racist and cocky

Adolph was truly wearing his sieg smile walking down the street until he was bitch slapped by some old Jewish ladies.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

gravity gravy

this is what seeps out of a sexhole heading south

Just as Aaron's car started, Sarah began to feel the gravity gravy begin to migrate onto her sheets...

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Gay White Shark

This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.

Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."

by von groovy June 21, 2024