Definitions by von groovy
bathroom bravery
The sense that one is ready to face and dominate the world after they have taken care of their hygiene and whatever else before stepping out and facing whatever comes their way after exiting the bathroom - ANY bathroom.
Dominic had taken care of all of his hygienic duties and had a mild laugh of assertiveness while embracing his sense of bathroom bravery. Within seconds of him exiting the party's bathroom, he was mocked for his socks, jeered at for his bucket hat, and spit on for his mustard yellow pants. He was a mess and catastrophe all around. He pissed himself.
bathroom bravery by von groovy July 25, 2024
soulshimmer
This is the quality that some people have. Their souls are bright and luminous. Whenever they enter a room, everyone feels better as they are feeding off of the light of this wonderful person.
As she entered a room filled with upset and unpleasant people, MK's soulshimmer cast a ray and sense of calmness and positivity. Everyone felt better simply being in her presence. MK's soulshimmer has been reported to have made the sun envious at times.
soulshimmer by von groovy July 24, 2024
taco friend
This is someone that you share a love of yummy foods with, but not much else. You meet up and get tacos or pho or something and just eat and don't really connect emotionally. This may be someone you went to school with or worked with and eat out of common eating interests, but not much else anymore.
As Blake was eating his third Birra taco he looked over at Brett eating his fourth Seitan BBQ soft taco. They both locked eyes and realized they had not spoken on significant life events nor anything other than the yummy factor in the eats in two years. They simultaneously thought they each other was just a taco friend without realizing that THEY were the taco friend!!!!
taco friend by von groovy July 21, 2024
tall girl, all girl
A thought I have embraced forever. Tall girls are just more all girl and more to adore. Their elegant ways are to be admired.
Xander watched as she entered the room. Mesmerized he whispered, "tall girl, all girl." Sarah overheard and instructed him to tell her or she would.
tall girl, all girl by von groovy July 19, 2024
text of no return
Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
text of no return by von groovy July 19, 2024
verbal banana peel
This is something spoken that completely results in the person falling on their face in tremendously brilliant humiliation.
Remi informed his boss that he had an erotic dream about him. This verbal banana peel resulted in a termination and sexy results.
verbal banana peel by von groovy July 19, 2024
can't gonna do that
A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
can't gonna do that by von groovy July 19, 2024