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sensual symptoms

This is wonderful! You are able to categorize all the sense as to why you are attracted to someone as you are under the illness of love. Light 'em all UP! Life is to be lived and appreciated!!!!
Liam was around Catriona all day. He was entranced. After they parted. He walked into his home and his mother knew there was something up. She requested that he journal all of the sensual symptoms he was experiencing so that he may become the next James Joyce or Oscar Wilde.
by von groovy July 2, 2024
mugGet the sensual symptomsmug.

shutplug

Kameron overheard Shandi start an argument with Aronica as they were all getting into the car. Kameron began talking about shoes as a means for a shutplug and the ride to school was all screens and no words.
by von groovy June 22, 2022
mugGet the shutplugmug.

irracist

An irrational racist. One who insults and throws great hate upon a certain race, but behaves like its people and definitely has sex with and marries them.
Dude: Did you hear Theo saying how much he hates all Latinos?
Guy: Yeah, he's an insane irracist 'cause he certainly has no problem making babies with them.
by von groovy May 17, 2017
mugGet the irracistmug.

post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.
Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.
by von groovy February 21, 2019
mugGet the post pastemug.

notification inebriation

The state of excitement and inflation of a sense of self when one gets many positive notifications through social media.
Thomas was completely in a state of notification inebriation from a series of stories and selfies so much that he began to tell strangers that he was the next Jesus or Kanye
by von groovy September 15, 2019
mugGet the notification inebriationmug.

thirst parlor

A place where people satisfy and sometimes overindulge their craving for drink and delight. Not a dive bar, but not a pretentious pub. Things get lively, but bartenders don't flash their knockers.
Hans had a week of nonsense, lies, and disappointments. His mom told him that the only thing that would hit the spot would be going to the thirst parlor. He did and all his problems paused.
by von groovy May 25, 2017
mugGet the thirst parlormug.

Best in Bitch

Yes, this is the award or term designated to the person who is the best and biggest bitch of the bunch. Something maybe to be proud of...something maybe not to be proud of.
As Cassie had given some handlove to her married boss, intentionally avoided paying her fair share of the dinner tab with her friends, and slept in through her goddaughter's first birthday party, her friends and family awarded her "Best in Bitch" for the year. As predicted, she acted like she had won the trophy years ago....
by von groovy October 13, 2024
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