Definitions by von groovy

Gem among stones 

The person who does not behave in a manner that she is of a higher quality than those she is around, but she obviously and truly is. Stones are helpful and valuable, but a gem shines brilliantly and is to be admired and desired.

Everyone had a strong connection with Haylie for she was modest, compassionate, intelligent, and genuine. She was in another class when in comparison to her colleague. She was also breathtakingly gorgeous and did not act as though she were which truly bestowed her the title of a gem among stones.

Gem among stones by von groovy July 29, 2024

alsohole 

Well, you know. There's always somewhere else to go to lick or stick... These are trying times. It can be anyone's.

Mandy and Brody were getting pretty into it when they mutually mentioned the option of the alsohole and both said yes to their own. It made things awkward and then sexy!!!

alsohole by von groovy July 28, 2024

XAF 

This is what happens when someone takes too much Xanax or Xanny bars. They are Xanax'd as fuck (XAF) and are incapable of much else but being babysat. Way too out of touch with anything that is happening. Yikes!

Maritza: OMG! Caylee was XAF last night! We had to take her to the hospital
Louis: LOL. Honestly. LOL. She acts like she's the queen of our hive when she is certainly not.
Maritza: That's cruel, Louis. Show some compassion. That could be you one day.
Louis: No chance on that. I just like my drinks and dabs. Tequila and Terpy!

XAF by von groovy July 28, 2024

giggle guts 

This condition occurs when you giggle or laugh so hard that your guts or stomach starts to hurt. It's a welcoming feeling.

Julia kept on reading knock knock jokes to Amanda. Amanda could not stop laughing and had a severe case of giggle guts which resulted in Julia almost wetting herself out of contagious laughing. It should be worthy of mentioning that they were both high as hell and XAF - xanax'd as fuck.

giggle guts by von groovy July 28, 2024

blunderway

The state of something that will not be successful has begun - it is underway but it is destined to be a brilliant blunder.

As Seth began to hide all of his money in his sock so he would feel safe when he walked through the rough neighborhood filled with pickpockets, robbers, and gang members. He left the house wearing cargo shorts instead of pants and his left sock was visibly filled with a roll of $20's. His mission to get through this 'hood was certainly blunderway.

blunderway by von groovy July 27, 2024

pukulele 

The instant reaction one has when someone who no one is paying attention to breaks out their conveniently available ukulele to play dumb songs that no one wants to hear and ruins the groove that everyone has going on so as to only pay somewhat attention to them.

The tight and chill hang was positive as all were feeling right until Aaron told everyone that he had learned how to play a "classic" on the ukulele that he so happened to have his in his backpack. Everyone was polite but as soon as he started playing, they were in a state of pukulele and began to talk louder than his terrible playing.

pukulele by von groovy July 26, 2024

the end of the first kiss 

Well, this is certainly a pivotal moment. You either landed like a champ or you are in make it up mode. Wet lips, garlic tongues, and too much penetration can be an issue, but the passion and intention should override anything!

As Charlotte and Charlie found the way to the end of the first kiss they would have...well I already told how it went. It was the end of their first kiss. There would be thousands....

the end of the first kiss by von groovy July 25, 2024