von groovy's definitions

soulshimmer

This is the quality that some people have. Their souls are bright and luminous. Whenever they enter a room, everyone feels better as they are feeding off of the light of this wonderful person.

As she entered a room filled with upset and unpleasant people, MK's soulshimmer cast a ray and sense of calmness and positivity. Everyone felt better simply being in her presence. MK's soulshimmer has been reported to have made the sun envious at times.

by von groovy July 24, 2024

kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows

This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.

Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...

by von groovy July 11, 2024

borderwhine

This is the typing of whine or whining that those with borderline personality disorder do. "Why don't you like me?" "She makes me upset or triggered!" "I am doing all I can and no one cares!" "I quit and then I'm not going anywhere!"

Nurse 1 : "Oh my Lord! Here we go! She just said that no on cares about what she thinks and now she's saying she doesn't need anyone's approval cause she is strong!"
Nurse 2: "Yeah, she can borderwhine all she wants. I'm not taking the bait. I don't validate any of that shit"
Nurse 1: "I get it, but she works here despite meeting criteria as a mental patient. HA! Let's commit her!!!"

by von groovy August 2, 2024

accidentally complimentary

This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.

Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)

by von groovy August 8, 2024

the wild and unprotected

What exists outside of a phone, computer, or tablet screen

Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life

by von groovy June 22, 2022

whyyyyuhhh?!?!?

This term is clearly the sound that people who are asking "why" utter when they want to be annoying. It's awesome as it show's how much they are bothered. Never provide an answer.

Connor: "Okay, so we can't get the tacos and we can't get to the concert. I'm totally broke. I's sorry."
Brooke: whyyyyuhhh?!?!?
Connor: "I just told you. That's all I have. Live with it. Or don't."

by von groovy September 12, 2024

Words with Hands

This is when a verbal argument gets physical. I'm not condoning violence, but it happens.

Al: "Hey! Don't be talkin' smack on my girl, Maisey. Maisey is a queen and you are a chump!"
Benji: "Suck it, Al! Just like Maisey did last night!"
Al: "Oh this is now Words with Hands, bitch!"
Al went smash and Benji went down...

by von groovy September 22, 2024