Kanye

An idiot, but more than that, an idiot who makes a series of mistakes, and doesn't think about consequences of their actions.

Scarlet is being a real Kanye right now. The dumbass just fell off a table while she was standing on it, singing.

by Vive Cuervo September 15, 2009

PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

When Howard Dean was campaigning for the 2004 Presidential election he blew it during a speech. He got all excited and started naming off states he was going to win, then at a key moment he yelled PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! He blew it.

This incident was parodied on Chappelle's show. It was quite hilarious.

Howard Dean: We're gonna go to New Hampshire, then Wisconsin, then Utah, then Connecticut, Then I'm gonna go home, see my wife, and PIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! PIYAW PIYAW PIYAW!

by Vive Cuervo January 16, 2007

adonai

God's name in the old testament.

Adonai burned down Rome because the Romans were pushy assholes.

by vive cuervo July 08, 2005

Porrange

An assortment, or variety. A collection, or a handful.

I had a porrange of things to do today before the party, including baking & frosting a cake, wrapping the gifts, and arranging the pizza delivery.

by Vive Cuervo September 07, 2009

smart fortwo

Originally a joint venture between Swatch, and Mercedes. The smart fortwo is a city car designed to carry two people and a case of beer (yes really). However, Swatch backed out leaving Mercedes to decide what to do. In 1998 the car began to be sold in Europe. Since then smart has sold 781,000 of these cars worldwide, including more than 11,000 in the United States. The car has a tridion safety cell which is similar to a Nascar safety cage. It also has electronic stability control, brake assist, cornering control, and front and side airbags. The car starts at roughly 12,000 dollars and can go up to about 18,000. It is available in coupe and cabriolet configurations. Additionally, If you decide you don't like the car's color you can swap the plastic body panels for a set of different colored ones. The car is 100% recyclable, and got a very good crash test rating both in Europe and the U.S. The waiting list is very long.

Johnny picked up his smart fortwo two weeks ago, and he told me that he's getting 40 MPG in mixed driving.

by Vive Cuervo August 15, 2008

back bottom gristle lumps

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

by vive cuervo October 20, 2008