rusty carrots

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.

I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!

by vindows wertex September 30, 2007

dream generator

Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.

It can be found in block or grated forms.

...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"

by Vindows Wertex October 06, 2006

acid bag

Another term for your bladder.

Dude, I need to go empty my acid bag man.

by Vindows Wertex October 20, 2006

drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

by vindows wertex February 05, 2008

Text Tennis

The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.

Jeff uses Text Tennis when he can't be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.

by vindows wertex February 05, 2008

spill some urine

Going to the toilet for a wee.

Merlin said to Arthur, give me five minutes mate, I'm just going to spill some urine or my acid bag is going to pop!

by Vindows Wertex October 05, 2006

shithouse

Used in a situation where things aren't going quite as planned or can be used as an insult to others.

Can be pronounced "Zhithowzzz"

"Shithouse, my phone battery has gone flat again"

"Hey, shithouse, who's doing early shift today?"

by Vindows Wertex August 16, 2006