morals

a foreign concept to me

She lost her morals at the ripe age of seven due to a traumatic accident between a copy of Anne Of Green Gables and the neighbour's cat.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

shut up

a word used when you want someone you have a crush on to keep talking because honestly they're so pretty and you love them so much but you can't help but be a little mean

I told her to shut up, but of course I didn't mean it.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

mate

word i use for the girl i love only

i don't think so mate.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

kidnap

something i enjoy and involves ski masks and sweets - probably just napping kids. Or taking them away without their parent's consent.

We planned to kidnap my brother's ex.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Steve

A Steve is someone who is a third wheel, happily, always walks in on them at romantic moments and yells awkward things like "GET A ROOM" and "NO MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM".

Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.

"I've always wanted to be a Steve," claimed my bestfriend.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

arson

a daily pastime of mine :)

Her boyfriend cheated on her, so she committed arson on his house and got arrested.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

bookworm

someone who loves books. the worlds are better than here. the characters are better than these people. not necessarily smart, despite what some people may believe.

Oh you're a bookworm. YOU MUST BE SMART
um no sirrrr

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025