shitty mess

just the worst kind of mess, one involving shit. shitty to clean up, shitty to behold.

junipers diaper was hanging half off his ass in the car. it is a shitty mess. it is a shitty mess.

by viciousk March 13, 2008

eiffel tower

from the movie "waiting" pulling the penis strait up and creating as much triangle shape as possible with the testicles by pulling them strait down, yielding an Eiffel tower-like shape. get someone to look at it by saying "hey, theres a used condom in here, come see" then proceed to kick them in the ass for looking and being a queer.

i can do the best eiffel tower, its amazing. it will change your life.

by viciousk February 01, 2008

buy a cricket

get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.

he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"

by viciousk March 11, 2008

dingy

someone dirty and unattractive. sometimes of french descent. always with an odor. often found with dingy and soggy partners of the opposite sex. pronounced din-like dinner and gy-like g.

he never washes that shirt. always with them dingy hos.

by viciousk April 28, 2008

dick watching

to stare at a mans penis while he is urinating, or for whatever reason has it exposed.

look at him, strait dick watching

by viciousk March 11, 2008

gauge

1. A shotgun, usually refering to a 12 gauge pistol grip, pump-action. esp. mossberg.

2. Firing a shotgun into something.

EXAMPLES
1. Hit him with the gauge.

2. We saw Terrence on his porch and strait gauged a fool.

by viciousk September 29, 2008

in-house monster

when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.

fred: joanne's comin over in a little while.

sid: uhh...ohh...in-house monster!

by viciousk December 10, 2009