Definitions by vejtics

not yes

A very pointless and unnecessarily verbose way to say no.

Q: Can't you say anything in a normal way?
A: The answer is, sadly, not yes.

not yes by vejtics May 4, 2019

Trønt

One of the many nicknames of Trent Reznor used among hardcore Nine Inch Nails fans.

NIN fan: did you listen to 10 Miles High?
other NIN fan: yeah man, trønt is a genius

Trønt by vejtics May 4, 2019

I shit you not 

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

I shit you not by vejtics May 4, 2019

high-key 

Used in the same context/with the same tone as low-key, but with the opposite meaning. Like "very much".

Steve: I high-key love Nine Inch Nails.
Michael: Wow, I didn't know you were a big fan of theirs.

high-key by vejtics May 4, 2019

w/e 

Short for whatever. Used when you couldn't care less, when you don't even care enough to write the whole word.

James: ur mom gay lole
John: w/e

w/e by vejtics March 19, 2019

Fucking Slayer

The way Slayer fans call their favorite band.

Q: Metallica or Megadeth?
Slayer fan: FUCKING SLAYER!!!

Fucking Slayer by vejtics November 19, 2016