SCP-6969

"SCP-6969 is the designation for a thaumaturgic biological process which occurs during ejaculation."

SCP Foundation cannot determine why its article keeps getting vandalized, for some strange reason.

SCP-6969 is not a joke SCP, it is canon.

by userhandlegoeshere March 10, 2022

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

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mewing

🤫🧏 bye bye

by userhandlegoeshere June 06, 2024

Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 04, 2023

Grabuse

The act of indulgence in a slut.

just grabused a babe, feelin good

by userhandlegoeshere March 22, 2022

Decio

Iconic group of ten people.

We are a decio!

by userhandlegoeshere November 24, 2021