userhandlegoeshere's definitions

99% blamer

Someone who shifts blame for global problems onto the general public rather than a select few.

See: Bootlicker

So he's saying that he won't be friends with anyone who uses plastic straws or eats meat? Man, what a 99% blamer...

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021

üüæüøüşjü

an exclamation that is often triggered by the smell of a hotdog-scented candle

*smells weird candle*
üüæüøüşjü

by userhandlegoeshere June 19, 2023

Rule 647

rule 647 of the internet: NEVER underestimate the extents of stupidity

similar to: poe's law

"would drinking bleach clean my body?"

"rule 647"

by userhandlegoeshere July 15, 2023

🤫🧏

mewing

🤫🧏 bye bye

by userhandlegoeshere June 6, 2024

Pipis

Aka. Donax Deltoides, Goolwa Cockle or Surf Clam. A type of clam species that have strong feet.

That being said, Spamton G. Spamton's "Pipis" are not pipis and should not be consumed.

Why are these pipis blue?

by userhandlegoeshere September 21, 2021

SCP-6969

"SCP-6969 is the designation for a thaumaturgic biological process which occurs during ejaculation."

SCP Foundation cannot determine why its article keeps getting vandalized, for some strange reason.

SCP-6969 is not a joke SCP, it is canon.

by userhandlegoeshere March 10, 2022

⚒️

communism

imma ⚒️ the usa

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021