useful idiot's definitions
As the great Maddox puts it,
Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>
Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>
Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot August 26, 2005
Get the bloggermug. Geemo bands: Weezer, Something corperate, Taking Back Sunday.
Use: You friggen geemo... man they are so geemo
Use: You friggen geemo... man they are so geemo
by useful idiot December 29, 2004
Get the Geemomug. Your dress code is half-Goth, half-Dr. Seuss and all-retard.
You wear big ol cat in the hat hats, and you really overdo it with stripes, plaid and checkerboard patterns.
Gothy, yet cartoony. How, uh... classy and pathetic all at once.
You wear big ol cat in the hat hats, and you really overdo it with stripes, plaid and checkerboard patterns.
Gothy, yet cartoony. How, uh... classy and pathetic all at once.
Look at that dumb chick in Target, wearin all the dark clothes and stripe patterns. That fucking Gothy McSeuss bitch, she oughta die.
by useful idiot March 20, 2004
Get the gothy mcseussmug. One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
Get the aresmug. by useful idiot January 3, 2005
Get the SoiLmug. A commonly-made typo.
by useful idiot April 1, 2005
Get the nigermug. Being purposefully over-arty.
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
Get the chin-scratcher bullshitmug.