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blogger

As the great Maddox puts it,

Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>

Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot August 26, 2005
mugGet the bloggermug.

Geemo

Geek emo. Bands and people related to this genre.
Geemo bands: Weezer, Something corperate, Taking Back Sunday.
Use: You friggen geemo... man they are so geemo
by useful idiot December 29, 2004
mugGet the Geemomug.

gothy mcseuss

Your dress code is half-Goth, half-Dr. Seuss and all-retard.

You wear big ol cat in the hat hats, and you really overdo it with stripes, plaid and checkerboard patterns.

Gothy, yet cartoony. How, uh... classy and pathetic all at once.
Look at that dumb chick in Target, wearin all the dark clothes and stripe patterns. That fucking Gothy McSeuss bitch, she oughta die.
by useful idiot March 20, 2004
mugGet the gothy mcseussmug.

ares

One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.
Fuck WinMX and Kazaa, Ares is the greatest pirating software out there right now.
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
mugGet the aresmug.

SoiL

SoiL has some good stuff out, particularly their older work on their "Scars" album.
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
mugGet the SoiLmug.

niger

A commonly-made typo.
Crap! I was looking up Nigger and I made a goddamn typo and ended up on the Niger definition.
by useful idiot April 1, 2005
mugGet the nigermug.

chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.
Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
mugGet the chin-scratcher bullshitmug.

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