43 definitions by urban pervert

push up

What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.

I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.

by urban pervert August 22, 2003

bounce

The way a woman's tits jiggle when she moves. :^B

Damn. That babe walking down the street has got to be wearing no bra because she has a really big bounce on every step.

by urban pervert April 29, 2003

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.

I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.

by urban pervert March 4, 2003

slob my knob

Suck my dick. First-person slang for give a blowjob

And slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth.

by urban pervert February 17, 2003

COMEY

Back stabber.

"Hey dude better not comey me".

by urban pervert November 21, 2016

erection

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.

Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

milcest

When two people from different branches of the military hook up.

Ryan and Diane are a milcest couple.

by urban pervert February 10, 2018