broken dick

The end result of having sex with a militant feminist.
Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.
by urban pervert June 25, 2003
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ride

What a girl does when she sits on your dick.
Sally sat on his lap so she could experience the ride.
by urban pervert April 08, 2003
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bounce

The way a woman's tits jiggle when she moves. :^B
Damn. That babe walking down the street has got to be wearing no bra because she has a really big bounce on every step.
by urban pervert April 29, 2003
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PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
by urban pervert March 04, 2003
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thirsty bitch

A cock whore. A girl who will suck your dick till blood comes out.
The thirsty bitch crammed two cocks in her mouth and swallowed the cum.
by urban pervert March 29, 2003
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sucky sucky

The best service that Asian prostitutes will give you for five dollars.
For five dollar, hot Asian babe give my wang good sucky sucky. And I like it so much I give her 100 dollar for complete service.
by urban pervert June 18, 2003
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lay the pipe

To have sex with someone.
I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.
by urban pervert April 29, 2003
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