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Rasputin

Born in 1869 as a peasant in Russia, this man had a serious sexual appetite which he exploited to its limits. Based on some of his preserved remains in a Russian museum, he had a 13-inch long penis, and legend has it that he used special powers to fuck over 100,000 women, including the Tzar's wife, the Tzar's four daughters, the Tzar's chambermaids, and the servant-girls in the Tzar's palace. That or he just pulled his pants down in their presence.
Rasputin started out as an alcoholic womanizer and joined a variation of Russian Orthodoxy called Skopsty, which is founded on the belief that the only way to reach God is through sin. when Rasputin finally became a monk, he travelled a lot, fucking to his heart's content, and tales of his travels and the supposed "magical healing powers" that the monk attained reached the ears of Tzar Nicholas II, whose son was ailing with hemophilia. Rasputin somehow managed to heal the boy and became an important person in the Tzars house. However, the Tzar's relatives were not too happy about the monk fucking their women with his 13-inch cock on a daily basis, so they conspired to kill him.
One night, Rasputin was invited by the conspirators to dinner. Everything was all planned out that night. He was supposed to drink the poisoned wine and eat the poisoned food and die. But that was not the case, because the Tzar's relatives saw in shock as the monk ate and drank enough poison to kill 6 people, and didn't seem to show any symptoms at all. So, they switched to plan B. They shot him, and found out that it didn't kill him. They kicked the crap out of him and saw that he was still twitching. They cut his dick off, and saw that it didn't work. They stabbed him repeatedly, but HE STILL DIDN'T DIE. So they finally wrapped up Rasputin's broken, breathing body and threw it into a river, where he finally died after several hours.
Unfortunately for the Tzar's family, they were assassinated four months later, ending the Romanov family line permanently.

Rasputin can also sometimes be used as a slang word for a big penis.
If I were Rasputin, I would just fuck and stay out of the limelight instead.
by urban pervert May 15, 2004
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spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.
by urban pervert March 15, 2003
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succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.
She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D
by urban pervert February 26, 2003
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better than pie

by urban pervert June 5, 2003
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mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.
I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.
by urban pervert June 10, 2003
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wound

She spread her legs wide and asked me to lick her big, gaping wound below her mound of hair.
by urban pervert April 10, 2003
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cum shot

A slang term used describe male ejaculation of semen from the penis, or female ejaculation of fluid from the vagina. Mostly refers to male ejaculation.
She sucked his dick so good he gave her a massive cum shot down her throat.
by urban pervert February 8, 2003
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