When a human female has sexual intercourse with a horse. Women who experience it say that a horse's dick is twice as large and lasts three times as long compared to that of a black man.
Catherine the Great did not die on the toilet seat. She was killed during the passionate act of ponysex. Must have been too good for her.
by urban legend July 02, 2003
When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.
by urban legend March 27, 2003
by Urban Legend June 10, 2008
a fictional piece of equipment commonly used as an alibi. used in situations in which if the truth were known it could be detrimental to the person trying to cover it up.
Person 1: Whoa dude what the hell happened to your face? I heard you got in a fight at the club last night!
Person 2: Nah man, I just wrecked my ten speed yesterday.
Unknown person 3: NO WAY!!! I wrecked my bike and had the exact same injury! WEIRD!!
Person 2: Nah man, I just wrecked my ten speed yesterday.
Unknown person 3: NO WAY!!! I wrecked my bike and had the exact same injury! WEIRD!!
by Urban Legend June 17, 2008
To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.
by Urban legend August 03, 2017
Lowest common multiple is a bum that can’t eat or brush because he waste water because him and his family can’t afford rent and are pieces of shit that blackmail and fuck who every they want . There are perverts
by Urban legend April 28, 2022