Wolf

The ancestor of our dog, the carnivorous wolf is also related to animals such as the coyote, fox, and dingo. Wolves are endangered, but humans are beginning to open their eyes to previous mistakes and helping wolves make a comeback. Wolves live in packs with a hierarchy, consisting of the only mating pair, the alpha male and female, followed by the beta pair to take over in case something happens to the alpha(s). The lowest in rankings are the omega. Omegas eat last and can be treated very poorly.
Wolves generally hunts rabbits, deer, elk, and sometimes moose. There has never been a recorded attack on a human by a healthy wolf in North America. Myths with wolves may have arisen when humans in witnessed wolves eating the corpses of other humans, who died of other causes. Upon sight of humans, most wolves will run.
There are many types of wolves, including grey wolves (canis lupus) and red/Mexican wolves (canis rufus).
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by Urban Dictionary July 27, 2004
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wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.
"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"
by Urban Dictionary November 12, 2005
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bisque

A polite way of calling a loved one a bitch; A lesbian female dog.
Joey was acting like a son-of-a-bisque last night, at Daniel's party!
by Urban Dictionary July 11, 2008
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whorney

An evolution of being horney. Usually the result of an extended amount of time without sex. This sexual break usually results in lowered standards in which to increase the chances of a sexual encounter. These lowered standards further results in a looseness in behaviour and increased advancedment towards possible sexual partners (man, woman, and beast).
I was so whorney last night I woke up next to a ladytroll.
by Urban Dictionary February 10, 2008
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jolo

A word originating in the early 21st century from the east asia region. Jolo is generally used as a cry of anguish or distress. The word is commonly heard after an adverse situation or event in which someone does something that is retarded. It can also be used to describe a hideously ugly individual who has a raspy voice and has sidespin on his ugly basketball shot.

Also, i don't know if any one has noticed this, but this word "jolo" can be used to describe the sound that a camel makes when it is under distress and needs to let go of all its anger.

If anyone wants to hear this "jolo" sound, please refer to the movie "benchwarmers" as jon heder of napoleon dynamite provides an EXCELLENT example when he is in the outfield and becomes ridiculously bored. *JOLO*
The prime example would be after someone does something stupid on your sports team...let's take baseball for example.
So your team is playing in the biggest tournament of the year, and during the first game, you open up the game with 6 runs, all with 2 outs! A member of your team gets walked and eventually steals second on a wild pitch, all with your best hitter at the plate. On the next pitch, the batter hits a line drive right up the middle and you think to yourself, wow 7-0, baby. The adrenaline is pumping inside of you and the momentum is on your side. The runner on second "sprints" to third, and for some odd reason, stops..looks at the 3rd base coach waving him home, then runs has hard as he can. You watch on as the ball is all of a sudden in the catcher's mitt and your teammate is walking into home. The catcher easily tags him out and all of a sudden, the adrenaline stops. The umpire calls him out with authority and you feel like you've just been stabbed with a dagger....after the play and after you lose the tournament, all you say to yourself is, freakin jolo!
by Urban Dictionary November 06, 2006
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Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.
In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.
by Urban Dictionary December 06, 2007
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