A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
A course on outdated mathematics that is not necessary when a higher level of math has been reached. Its main purpose is to amplify the beauty of Calculus, where everything is so much easier thanks to the derivative.
Pre-Calculus Student: Hey, can you help me with my pre-calculus homework?
Me: No, I'm a mathematician.
Me: No, I'm a mathematician.
by Urban Dictionary May 07, 2007
An username community that is referred to as the chaddiest shit the world has ever heard of. People apparently "goon" to it everyday.
by Urban Dictionary June 12, 2025
by Urban Dictionary December 29, 2004
people are split over this word
on one side: it should be the correct spelling of entertaining
on the other hand: it is utterly wrong spelling of entertaining and isn't even useful(like lol) or fun to say or type for that matter
and last but not least it is a comment used when you are describing ur intrest in a perticler thing in a tv show you find entertainment
Bonus mening the enter tainment meets your interest
on one side: it should be the correct spelling of entertaining
on the other hand: it is utterly wrong spelling of entertaining and isn't even useful(like lol) or fun to say or type for that matter
and last but not least it is a comment used when you are describing ur intrest in a perticler thing in a tv show you find entertainment
Bonus mening the enter tainment meets your interest
"you spelt intertaing, wrong"
that laecture on stds was so "intertaing"
the technology used in doctor who is intertaining
that laecture on stds was so "intertaing"
the technology used in doctor who is intertaining
by Urban Dictionary April 01, 2005
Relevant is a ROBLOX not-known hacker, I have hacked more than 50 accounts since 2019.
He also is a Discord Server-Raider, he has raided YouTubers servers.
He also is a Discord Server-Raider, he has raided YouTubers servers.
User: Hey! Did you hear about gotbannedagain (relevant)?
User 2: Yes, that's the guy who hacked my ROBLOX account.
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User: You know what happend to that server?
User2: Yeah, It was nuked by
gotbannedagain (relevan)...
User 2: Yes, that's the guy who hacked my ROBLOX account.
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User: You know what happend to that server?
User2: Yeah, It was nuked by
gotbannedagain (relevan)...
by Urban Dictionary June 24, 2024
ecstasy.
Due to a ranking of drugs. It's still in the works. All drugs have not been tried/ranked yet.
see number two
Due to a ranking of drugs. It's still in the works. All drugs have not been tried/ranked yet.
see number two
What are you doing tonight?
About to get me some of that number three.
What are they on right now?
They are hella number threed out!
About to get me some of that number three.
What are they on right now?
They are hella number threed out!
by Urban Dictionary November 15, 2008