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smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.

After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008

monica

the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

DAMN!!!! look at that sexy monica over there. she is the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

by Urban Dictionary February 23, 2008

T.N.B.F.N.M.

Slang acronym. Satnds for:
Trust No Bitch, Fear No Man

Often used as myspace headline. "T.N.B.F.N.M."

by Urban Dictionary April 11, 2008

niggeretta

a African American woman

Get that niggeretta out of here!!!!

by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2008

panned

to get fucked by a panda.

The escaped panda from the zoo panned me when I least expected it.

by Urban Dictionary January 16, 2008

1, 3, 5 rule

When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.

WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!

by Urban Dictionary January 18, 2008

Binaurals

Sounds that are played at certain frequencies which stimulate the brain in various ways. For example, certain binaurals can simulate doing certain drugs (Giving a 'high' feeling of euphoria), while other binaurals can give the feeling of an emotion or mood, such as sexuality. Sometimes referred to as 'sound drugs'.

Guy1: I was listening to some binaurals yesterday that got me so high and happy I didn't feel like doing any homework
Guy2: I tried a morphine binaural that was so intense that I had to stop it before it finished

by Urban Dictionary January 22, 2008