barzotto

Italian slang for a half-hard half-soft penis.

That girl was pretty hot, hot enough to give me a barzotto.

by Urban Dictionary July 02, 2006

super soaker

A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.

Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"

by Urban Dictionary May 25, 2005

godfuck

a new version of the old "goddam it" or
"jesus christ" usually a term of anger or frustration.

godfuck, i left my paper at home.

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

hick billy

people from the backwoods of missouri mostly, although there are patches of them that appear right here in south dakota, mainly around the pierre and sturgis regions. they usually reproduce within the family with dumb ass sayings like "aint no sense ruinin 2 familys" or "if u cant keep it in ur pants, keep it in the family". they like to sing songs to the "footloose" song usually containing these words"hick loose, hick loose, kick off ur farmer boots...relax, relax, grab on ur daughters rack..." and so on. u can spot hick billys by their mouth full of redman chew and nascar hats. also look for their other calling card, the mullet. hick billies run rampant with mullets, its a known fact. i think the discovery channel even did a documentary on it once.
They also breed like rabbits.

That damn cletus, he got mary lue, his sister, cousin, mother, and grandma, pregnant again. thats about the 12th time isnt it?

by Urban Dictionary June 05, 2003

fking

see fk

by Urban Dictionary October 29, 2002

nub

A complete and utter newb, with no comprehension at all of the matter at hand, often used in IRC/asl, and the ever present Counter-Stike

New counterstrike player: Haha, my full auto silenced colt killed you!1! Im so l33t.

Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.

by Urban Dictionary October 29, 2002

crazy frog

Annoying and not at all funny ringtone which is advertised on TV every ad break at least once. Only the working class idiots that don't have real jobs buy this ring tone. If you are actually stupid enough to give into this horse shit I pity you and laugh at you because it's just one big scam where Jamster text you everyday draining your phone credit. My cousin was dumb enough to actually pay money for this bullshit, much much more money then she though. Crazy Frog can be heard in council houses and high schools, where the more retarded of kids have been brainwashed.

Crazy Frog should be illegal.

This ringtone is highlighting the morons from society.

by Urban Dictionary September 04, 2005