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derived from a mistaken pronunciation of the last name "Gazo" which developed into the nickname of superb hockey player in Grand Valley, Ontario named Nik Gazo
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An ignorant rich people's political party. Some are retarded and most are bribed. If you vote for this political party, you're either a retard, a redneck, a person who hates technology, a religious extremist, the grandson of a Confederate soldier, old, rich, a middle-class hater, evil or Satan.
Republicans are against choice, abortions, freedom of speech, smart people, gun control, drug control, the environment, peace and prosperity. The only thing they do support is the Iraq war, a multi-trillon-dollar wasted effort, and religious lies.
Republicans are against choice, abortions, freedom of speech, smart people, gun control, drug control, the environment, peace and prosperity. The only thing they do support is the Iraq war, a multi-trillon-dollar wasted effort, and religious lies.
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They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.
Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.
Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.
Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.
Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
Ethan: Dude, I totally hooked up with this dime piece last night.
Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.
Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)
Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)
Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.
Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)
Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)
Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
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Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff
Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff
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