Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.
OR
When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.
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When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.
"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."
"Get Ja'd bitches"
"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."
"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Get Ja'd bitches"
"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."
"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"
by Urban Dictionary December 09, 2008

Griswold, frantic, quickly climbed up his shambled tree-house.
"All they have is Pepsi and water... can we go now?"
"Relax, I brought Griswold. My parents got it online."
"All they have is Pepsi and water... can we go now?"
"Relax, I brought Griswold. My parents got it online."
by Urban Dictionary February 03, 2008

by Urban Dictionary March 17, 2004

The theory that, no matter on what forum, if something mildly controversial comes up, Nazis will eventually be brought up as a counterpoint, and discussed.
"The court ruled that the 4th-grader passing out Jesus fliers was ok."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."
by Urban Dictionary April 10, 2007

by Urban Dictionary September 06, 2003

A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.
"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"
by Urban Dictionary January 07, 2009

Back in the day, everyone thought this guy was the best, but then I would whip out my Blastoise and kick his ass every time.
:ZOMG YOU CAN'T BEAT MY CHARIZARD MWA HA HAAA
:Dude, my blastoise just kicked his ass
:AFDJKHSKDFJHSDFKJH NOOOOOOO
lol, pokemon. I wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.
:Dude, my blastoise just kicked his ass
:AFDJKHSKDFJHSDFKJH NOOOOOOO
lol, pokemon. I wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.
by Urban Dictionary December 30, 2008
