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Definitions by unusu-al

gonorrhea 

nasty std u can get. yea, i think it does make you cum funny colours.

i think thats the horrifying "vd" that the military was teaching the soldiers about in world war 2 when they were sleeping with any waacs they can find.
history of sex on history channel=awesome-ass show
gonorrhea by unusu-al March 2, 2004
obsessive compulsive disorder

ocd, as the name implies, causes obsessive thought processes (i.e., when most ppl would have given up on a girl after she said no, i - having ocd - might still think about her a lot).

it also, as the name implies, causes compulsive actions (i.e., my mum gets a cold, so before i feel comfortable again, i have to wash my hands several times)

ocd is a bitch to have, man. if you don't know anyone with ocd but want to know what its like, watch monk. good show cos i can relate
a series of drugs can be used to treat ocd.

the only family of drugs i know to treat it are the ssri's (seritonin re-uptake inhibitors, or something). zoloft, for example.
ocd by unusu-al March 2, 2004

McDonalds 

a worldwide fast food restaurant chain. they are most always conveniently located every few miles or so. very handy when going on humungous day long drives across the country.

unfortunately, while they are convenient they have very lacking sanitation. flies landing on food and shitting on it so you can eat diseased dog shit. cleaning 20 tables with one filthy rag.
ugh i think a piece of shit fell from the ceiling
McDonalds by unusu-al February 8, 2004
an impressionist artist who used painted in lil splotches of paint. when ur up close 2 one of his paintings u cant tell wtf it is but when u back up some u see like a cool garden.
bill: look theres a monet painting i cant c wat it is cos im 2 far away
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool
monet by unusu-al December 10, 2003
name for the stereotypical butler (in movies, tv shows, search engines, etc.)
lol urbandictionary.com says if the example is too short there's a problem w/ the definition
Jeeves by unusu-al December 7, 2003
one of the 2 most commonly used words in the english language (the other is um)

this can also be used when searching for the right word
reporter: santa, how much do you pay your elves?

santa: uh...well we...uh
uh by unusu-al December 7, 2003
scooter that needs 2 cost less.

a scooter that balances itself...wtf! lol
Segway by unusu-al December 7, 2003