unknown's definitions

Pastiche

Pastiche: the stain resulting from the combination of sperm and blood from a woman's period!

Quick, turn over the couch cushion, we have to hide the pastiche from my parents!

by Unknown July 24, 2003

darmonkey

A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.

Were-lips; Huge, hair out of proportion lips from the Congo

by Unknown January 9, 2004

Kasmapalities

100% pure raw, unadulterated, uncut ownage.
Kasmapalities is like being a teacher while boxing, rapping, worker part time at a community center playing basketball with bad kids, while making a super nintendo rpg on the side maintaining two websites and having one of the finest girls in the city, whos parents are racists. Kasmapalities is like being on an album that your whole school knew about, man kasmapalities is, man its just ownage.

"Man my day was so kasmapalities."

"Man when I grow up, I hope to be like Kasmapalities"

by unknown June 11, 2006

Volknine

(v.) To lurk very closely behind someone you know in an uncomfortable way, usually leaning on them slightly and looking in the other direction; pretending you don't see them and waiting for them to notice you and greet you. Usually but not always done to the opposite sex.

Named for a possibly apocryphal figure, Mr. Volkinine, known to behave this way.

'Wait don't leave yet, I'm totally being Volknined right now."

"Man, look at that guy Volknining your girlfriend."

by unknown April 18, 2005

push up bra

to make ur boobs look better

omg she looks so damn fine she must be wearing a push up bra!

by Unknown August 16, 2003

Tits

A woman's chest

I've got great tits..

by unknown December 20, 2002

colusa

A small town near Yuba City. Most jobs are in agriculture.

colusa has a river flowing through it.

by unknown May 13, 2005