Urban Dictionary: Definitions by uncle bob

:|

An expressionless face

"Hi, my name is Bob. :|"

by Uncle Bob November 11, 2002

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pink whale

A white male's penis

You Asian girls really love that pink whale.

by Uncle Bob January 8, 2004

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pig fuck

Very similar to cluster fuck, but has the additional benefits of debased those involved even further by implying that they are a fat, smelly, wet disgusting lard ass.

by uncle bob April 3, 2003

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a place where people bitch about their daily activities which nobody is interested in. topics like why they argue with boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily aneroxic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner, talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good they felt, bitch about their shopping activities and what they got.

just another way to seek attention and sympathy from other people.

Sample of a blog entry:
Today i argued with my babypooh, he got mad a me just because justin asked me out for lunch, he ended up ignoring me and not calling me. i don't know what i've done wrong and why am i crying over it right now. it's just stupid, he's not the man that he used to be, i still remember how he treats me when we first started, it was all so nice and perfect. but now, we're like arguing over small matters almost every week. i don't think i can take this anymore, i'm just tired of this relationship.

owh look, someone actually commented on my previous entry.

by Uncle Bob February 16, 2005

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