Definitions by umbie

umbie 

me. the one and only known umbin in the world. Serious its my real name. if u want to know what it really means you must go to www.umbin.com

hi my name is umbin, but you can call me umbie

umbie by umbie March 21, 2004

turkey ball 

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

turkey ball by umbie March 21, 2004

boomsticks 

The leg of an obese person, usually of the female specimen, that is thick with cellulite and bulging. Produces a "boom" sound that shakes the ground when used for walking or even running(running is not recommended as it can serve as a hazard and cause serious damage to the surrounding environment). This condition can be overcome only by using tinas avon cellusculpt gel.

that boombalda has fatty boomsticks. The ground is shaking when she walks.

boomsticks by umbie March 21, 2004