umbie's definitions

turkey ball

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

by umbie March 21, 2004

engrish

A vocabulary consisting of all letters of the alphabet except the letter "L", in which the letter "R" is used in its place.

Hurro I am Japanese and I have finally learnt how to speak Engrish.

by umbie March 21, 2004

bobbin

1.To have hair that looks as though it has been cut using an upturned bowl.A good example of a bobbin hairstyle would be that of woolaston.
2.Having jocks land on your head in a barette style by the action of a ceiling fan in full motion whilst engaged in the bobbin game.

1."that lady has bobbin hair"
2. we were playing the bobbin game and i won by 3 bobbins

by umbie March 22, 2004