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A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.
My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!
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by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021

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Rickrolling people with Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up is a thing of the past. The future is now old man, Introducing Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo, aka Rick Astley's Together forever.
Me: Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
You: Dang, I've been Rickroll 2: electric boogaloo'ed
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021

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When science fiction fandom goes too far.
Scientology sounds like a great sci-fi book, but I don't think I'll read it. The fanbase be kinda extreme.
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by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021

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Red
When your orange looks really weird.
Guy: Why is my orange this weird color, I guess it should be called a red.
Other Guy: You Idiot, that's an apple.
by udontknowmeidontknowu February 10, 2021

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if you had searched "Eleven" you would see a character from the show Stranger Things. This is also a character from Stranger Things. She was raised in Hawkins lab alongside eleven but escaped sometime before eleven. Like other test subjects, (yes there are others, I will touch on that soon.) she has her own unique power, which is making people see what she wants them to see. She appeared in a filler episode in season 2 where she tries to recruit Eleven into her criminal gang that hunts down Hawkins lab employees. I guess many people with psychic powers go through a weird phase when they are young where they are addicted to a specific brand because, in the book suspicious minds, young Kali (shoot I should have mentioned that was Eight's name) likes hostess cupcakes. Other test subjects include 3: Ricky, can control people by talking; 6: Francine, can see near future; 9: Jamie, can start fires; and 10: Marcie, no powers so far just Jamie's twin. There's also the Mk ultra test subjects: Ken, Gloria, Alice; who could see the far future, and Terry; Eleven's mom. Only 8 and Terry have appeared in The Tv series, the rest are from books. Eventually, Dr. Brenner relocated any remaining test subjects so that he could focus on Eleven, who had the most potential.
Guy 1: oh no, Godzilla
Guy 2: I don't see Godzilla
Guy 3: Eights probably using her powers on you
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by udontknowmeidontknowu January 14, 2021

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When you don't know how to spell Batman's name.
You: types Bruce Wane in Urban Dictionary
This: pops up
You: Yay, I'm gonna click on this
Random Narrator: It was actually spelled Bruce Wayne.
You: WHO TF SAID THAT?!
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by udontknowmeidontknowu January 04, 2021

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You must immediately respond with General Kenobi or anything related. Such is The way
"Hello there" "General Kenobi!"
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by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

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