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When a clone reveals a grand conspiracy and dies but urban dictionary doesn't recognize them for it.

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.

Like the two virtually synonymous words, Nerd and Geek, this word is used to describe a person with a higher intelligence who enjoys the sci-fi and fantasy genres. Unlike those words, dweeb appears to have a negative connotation, stemming from the word dick-weed. Although the definitions of Nerd and Geek tend to point at each other as being undesirable, this mostly stems from personal preference, and only a few people, such as LeoParade from 2009, fit under the said definition and prefer to be called a dweeb.

if you had searched "Eleven" you would see a character from the show Stranger Things. This is also a character from Stranger Things. She was raised in Hawkins lab alongside eleven but escaped sometime before eleven. Like other test subjects, (yes there are others, I will touch on that soon.) she has her own unique power, which is making people see what she wants them to see. She appeared in a filler episode in season 2 where she tries to recruit Eleven into her criminal gang that hunts down Hawkins lab employees. I guess many people with psychic powers go through a weird phase when they are young where they are addicted to a specific brand because, in the book suspicious minds, young Kali (shoot I should have mentioned that was Eight's name) likes hostess cupcakes. Other test subjects include 3: Ricky, can control people by talking; 6: Francine, can see near future; 9: Jamie, can start fires; and 10: Marcie, no powers so far just Jamie's twin. There's also the Mk ultra test subjects: Ken, Gloria, Alice; who could see the far future, and Terry; Eleven's mom. Only 8 and Terry have appeared in The Tv series, the rest are from books. Eventually, Dr. Brenner relocated any remaining test subjects so that he could focus on Eleven, who had the most potential.

It is. Don't try to deny it.

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

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