ucsteve's definitions

SWD?

"Shall We Dance?" (sarcasm) Would you like to throw down? Fight?

Bob: "I think you have no respect..."
Tom: "SWD?"

by UCSteve February 19, 2017

Zahir

First of all, ignore those other ignorant definitions. A zahir is a person, object, or thing that, once one has looked upon it or
considered it for but a single moment, becomes an obsession which slowly takes over a person's life completely. It can be something simple such as a coin or a mummified monkey's paw, or something intangible such as an idea. It can also be a living person or an animal. So "zahir" = something which causes an irresistable obsession in a person.

See, "The Zahir" by Phillip Jose Borges. The internet meme
smile.jpg is a kind of zahir.

For all his ideals had dwindled down to a single obsession, that only she could fulfill his one desire, for Karen had become his zahir.

by UCSteve December 25, 2012

BeJebus

Same as "Jesus", 'cept ghetto. The lips don't flap round
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.

SssSs

"Help me, BeJebus!"

by UCSteve July 17, 2009

hmm...

What one says when the only appropriate response is almost nothing at all...

So what exactly are you going to say tomorrow? Hmm...

by UCSteve July 8, 2018

Chooooo!!

A variety of meanings, an exclamation of passion.

Team picture posted on social media...
Team member: "Chooooo!!"

by UCSteve October 29, 2017

skull god

Heavy Metal icon, symbol of death and mayhem.

That Skull God on the Slipknot album looks like every other skull god....,where do they get these artists, Meth Tattoos?

by UCSteve July 17, 2019

nerdbong

A bong put together by a nerd.

"Check out Dave's nerdbong."

"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)

"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)

by UCSteve November 29, 2016