uclafalcon's definitions

indeed

Lo Pan's classic line from John Carpenter's "Big Trouble in Little China."

Lo Pan - "And when I find her, I will marry her."
Wang - "Never!"
Lo Pan - "But then Shing Di will be happy and my curse will be lifted!"
Jack Burton - "So you can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave..."
Lo Pan - "Indeed!"
Jack Burton - "...or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, huh?"

by uclafalcon December 14, 2003

Towel

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.

Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was.

by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

shock and awe

The American campaign of massive aerial bombardment during the 2003 Iraq War that flattened Baghdad.

by uclafalcon March 21, 2003

tacojacked

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.

Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.

by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

all your base

From the video game "Zero Wing," a poorly-translated Japanese line that was used in numerous newsgroup postings and e-mail discussions during most of 2001-2002.

How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha.

by uclafalcon March 18, 2003

wee-wee'd up

A politically-correct Washington-speak version of "pissed off".

Man, those right-wing pundits really make me wee-wee'd up.

by uclafalcon August 21, 2009

qizzle

A question, in the "izzle" vernacular.

"To bizzle or not to bizzle. That is the qizzle."

by uclafalcon September 19, 2004