wee-wee'd up

A politically-correct Washington-speak version of "pissed off".

Man, those right-wing pundits really make me wee-wee'd up.

by uclafalcon August 21, 2009

tacojacked

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.

Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.

by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

red vines

A sugary theater snack that is one half of crazy delicious, along with Mr Pibb.

Mr Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

by uclafalcon April 19, 2006

silly walk

An exaggerated stepping movement, typically characterized by placing one foot in front of the other in an absurd, roundabout manner. Best demonstrated by by Monty Python's John Cleese, in a sketch about the "Ministry of Silly Walks."

"Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it."

(From The Ministry of Silly Walks)

by uclafalcon December 16, 2003

Towel

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santranginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the Ravenouse Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you--daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Often associated with hitchhikers. See hoopy and frood.

Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was.

by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

tsuris

A Yiddish phrase for worries, stress, or hassle.

Oy, Zelda, I don't want to be a kvetch, but I've got tsuris up to here.

by uclafalcon May 03, 2006

jeepicopter

A combination jeep and helicopter.

Can also be a metaphor for something that is totally awesome but highly unlikely.

Yeah, but what if Dale Earnhardt drove a Jeepicopter? He'd totally win.

by uclafalcon February 28, 2007