clay

(noun)To reek of stinktitude; a person who obviously has no idea how rediculous he is.

(verb)to be oblivious to how incredibly rediculous you are

(noun)Vanilla ice is clay to the extreme.

(verb)That was the most clay ever.

by Turd Ferguson March 24, 2004

shit-lett

see above

(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.

by Turd Ferguson November 02, 2003

Pissed the bed

Thinking something happened that didn't.

Catherine really pissed the bed when she thought her water broke.

by Turd ferguson August 23, 2014

gutter whore

one who is related to dan zimmerman. see "dan zimmerman"

"Isn't she a gutter whore?"

by Turd Ferguson November 15, 2004

theworstswear

The worst swear in the world, is no other than the word: Tupac.

"Tupac"
*world blows up*

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

dookie

a piece of wet cat shit

there was dookie in Paul's shoe.

by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003

mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004