Definitions by turd ferguson

Nothing 

It is what everything else isn't. Everything else is somehting so the other thing is nothing.

Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.

Nothing by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Ninny 

1. An idiot
2. Short word for nincompoop
3. Someone who is afraid of everything and has no courage; see pansy

You are such a little Ninny!

Ninny by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

Color Theory 

One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.

Hey what if that color theory thing is right, wouldn't that be wierd.

Color Theory by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

coppola 

To be of coppolan descent, have long messy hair, and be "fashionably late.

Knock it off Copolla!

coppola by Turd Ferguson January 26, 2004

full 

to have had enought to eat

the gerbil won't come out because he's had enough to eat

full by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003

shit-lett 

see above

(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.

shit-lett by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003

dookie 

a piece of wet cat shit

there was dookie in Paul's shoe.

dookie by Turd Ferguson February 15, 2003