TJAR

The acronym for "That Just Aint Right." Common text message or blog abbreviation.
I'm as opened minded as the next guy but TJAR what Luther did with that gerbil.
by Truckdriver March 22, 2010
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pull it sir prize

The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."
by Truckdriver April 26, 2009
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ballsac teebagger

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.
I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.
by Truckdriver April 15, 2009
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Constitutionalist

How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.
Mom, why do Constitutionalists always vote exactly the same as Republicans?
by Truckdriver March 22, 2010
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Scot Cousins

Individuals with mothers that are sisters and share the same father. Could also apply to individuals with fathers that are brothers and share the same mother. High prevalence in the Lake District of Scotland.
Alvin and Blaine are often mistaken for twins because of their close resemblance, but they are in fact Scot cousins.
by truckdriver September 12, 2011
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Seattle Slapjack

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
by Truckdriver April 15, 2009
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Sham Pooh

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.
Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".
by Truckdriver April 16, 2009
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