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math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)
Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."
by Troy October 3, 2004
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secsi

the 1337 version of "sexy"
by Troy February 6, 2003
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Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.
by Troy September 25, 2004
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Red Cum Dragon

When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon
She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon
by Troy April 23, 2003
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bengals

a professional football team from cincinnati. this team enjoyed decent success in the eighties, by making it to two super bowls in eight years. uring the nineties and into the 21st century they lost more games than any other professional team ever. as of late they have began to rebuild and are a playoff hopeful (2003). as far as not having a website, they have one. for the fucking jackass who said they didn't, look it up fuck face. WHO DEY!!!!!!
no fucking way... the bengals are 8-6 with two games left and might make the playoffs!!!
by troy December 15, 2003
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Strawberry Swirl

When you are recieving a blowjob and when you splooge you hit her in the mouth, allowing to blood and cum to mix, creating a strawberry swirl
PERSON - Are you phsyically abusing my friend?
ME - Na, I gave her a strawberry swirl last night
PERSON - Oh.
by Troy May 25, 2004
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des

The Act of giving physical love is an unnatural way!
BRA, you know that nikki girl we met at that party well...des...all the way!
by Troy May 3, 2003
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