treeweezel's definitions

pie

Subject of botched business metaphors

You need to look at both sides of the pie

My contribution? I've taken his bit and her bit all together in one pie

Yes the pay's the same, but you'll be getting a slice from a bigger pie.

Well if I take your pie and his pie, and put them all into the same pie, and we cut our pie into slices based on scale, we end up with more pie for all of us.

by TreeWeezel April 25, 2011

eggman

Anyone who uses eggs in urban aggression. Based on the song "Eggman" by Beastie Boys.

"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK,
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"

- "Eggman", Beastie Boys

by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

HOOT day daze

Chant commonly used in rap-based pop songs of the 90's.

The origin and meaning is debatable. According to the leading theory, it is both an ebonic and a radio-friendly version of "Whoop their ass!"

Emcee: "all the fellas sayin'_____"
HOOT day daze!

Emcee: "all the ladies sayin' _____"
HOOT day daze!

by TreeWeezel June 14, 2011

urban loophole

Rejected definitions can be resubmitted indefinitely.

Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.

Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.

by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011

mulanize

To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.

My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.

by TreeWeezel August 25, 2011

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011