travis 's definitions

ass tease

a form of foreplay that involves the male or female to stimulate the opposite/same sex's ass whole with fingers/toungu/toys

male "stop being such an ass tease
female "you only WISH i was an ass tease
mother "your fathers such an ass tease"

by Travis October 27, 2004

socrates

pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.

John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.

Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.

1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.

when hottubbing socrates are the best.

by Travis June 23, 2006

frodiac

An individual with an uncommon need for Frodo Baggins memorabilia.

The doctor has diagnosed me as a frodiac.

by Travis February 26, 2004

Cocksock

A sock placed over the cock when no other clothing is availiable.

Phillip wore his cocksock on a trip to the living room, in an attempt to obtain the T.V. Guide, when his mom saw him and yelled, "Phillip! What the fuck are you doing!?!"

by Travis May 17, 2003

whad up Dawwg

Slang saying that entertains Whit redneck buddies when there wasted of completely bored or just need a hillarious way to greet each other

Bob saw jim across wal-mart and raised his hand in the black power salute and yelled Whad up Dawwg and jim immeditly realized it was his old freind bob

by Travis June 11, 2005

k-town

A derogatory name for a suburb of Ottawa, called Kanata. Usually used by youths who live there.

Why the fuck at home in K-Town, surrounded by SUVs?

by Travis March 11, 2004

pen

jail

yo homie yo goin to the pen fool

by Travis February 23, 2003