tracey's definitions

phaneuter

See definitions of the following phrases. Both combined can be used to describe phaneuter: fanooter; phanooter

I can smell your stinky phaneuter from here.

by tracey June 20, 2004

mudflaps

Unwashed clitoris

I went down there and it smelt like a bog!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

ka

ka sounds just like it looks. ka. when i was younger and my parents took us to mass, there was always a chinese couple who sat in front of us, caddy corner, indian style on the pew. one day, the woman must have had some sinus congestion or something, so out of nowhere, she begins to sneeze. after a few unproductive sneezes, she gathers her phlegm and watch out - KA - it went flying in the church. KA is the sound she made as her mucus flew and joined the choir sitting in front of us. (ok, well, i dont know where it really went, but it was funny as hell and we laugh about it to this day!

achoo achoo - KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~

by tracey January 17, 2005

metrosexual

A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

by Tracey December 8, 2003

baileys

A particularly pleasant experience that just slips down your throat.Once started its difficult to stop. Particularly nice with crushed ice.

Double baileys with ice please.

by Tracey March 14, 2004

poser

One who attempts to appear to others as something they are not, especially by their manner of dress; a charlatan.

also 'poseur'

Take off that gold chain Julio, you're such a fucking poser!

by Tracey December 28, 2003

shinanagins

Gettin up to no good...hi jinx

Makin fun of men with dodgy hairpieces

by Tracey August 29, 2003