cop off

To have a snog and act like a total slut

I copped off with 10 blokes last night

by Tracey September 13, 2003

Spazmaplastic

When someone becomes so overly excited or high on drugs that they begin to act stupidly to a point of extremity.

i'm feeling spazmaplastic
What a spazmaplastic
He/she is having a spazmaplastic fit

by Tracey February 15, 2004

bleeding hatchet wound

A womans vagina during her period.

She is so bitchy, she probably has a bleeding hatchet wound.

by Tracey September 18, 2003

waff

A womans fanny

Ooh - Ive got an itchy waff!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Departure Lounge

The anus

Ive gotta go have a crap...it's in the departure lounge!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

fish-fry

Any situation involving a large group of women in a relatively small space. The term is derived from the smell of vaginal secretions.

Man, that self-defence class was a real fish-fry.

by Tracey December 28, 2003

poink

The action (and noise relating to this action) of piercing open a jar with a paper/foil seal on top, usually done with a spoon for best effect!

That poink made a very satisfying noise!

or

Can you poink the new jar of coffee for me?

by Tracey November 20, 2003