prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole

Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.

by Tracey September 05, 2003

Tadger

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock

by Tracey September 13, 2003

hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

fishy fanny

A fish like smell eminating from a woman's vagina...usually due to using the wrong soap, commonly thought by men to be a unwashed fanny but what do they know!!

Nice lips but her waf stunk a bit fishy!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Cheeser

A very square, cheesy person who constantly makes an arsehold of his/herself

God I wish he'd leave me alone...he's a right cheeser

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Departure Lounge

The anus

Ive gotta go have a crap...it's in the departure lounge!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

cop off

To have a snog and act like a total slut

I copped off with 10 blokes last night

by Tracey September 13, 2003