tory borty's definitions

closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 9, 2013

bi joke

jokes about bisexual people

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!

by tory borty April 25, 2013

conbrain

A conservative, sometimes used pejoratively

Why do these conbrains hate poor people, hate gays and love guns?

by tory borty March 8, 2013

second brain

the penis

My second brain brought me to this video

by tory borty April 25, 2013

straight marriage

A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.

I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!

by tory borty December 15, 2012

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

scarred for life

An interjection or phrase mostly used after you've caught a family member having sex. Especially an immediate family members such as siblings.

I caught my little sister banging her classmate and i'm scarred for life

by tory borty April 6, 2013