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Definitions by tory borty

We're about to sin tonight
sin by tory borty January 1, 2013

age is just a number

A phrase used by people who oppose age restrictions, for example

a) Pensioners who want to continue working

b) People who sexually interested in minors

c) teens who seek to lower the voting age
She might be underage, but age is just a number
age is just a number by tory borty December 31, 2012
The greatest thing in the world

The most powerful thing in the world

the purpose of life
love by tory borty December 31, 2012

the purpose of life 

Love.

There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.

Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.

In other words, love is what makes the world go round
the purpose of life by tory borty December 31, 2012

faith-avertive 

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive
faith-avertive by tory borty December 31, 2012

ball tingle 

When your scrotum or balls are itchy for lengthy periods.
man i scratched so much, i must have a ball tingle
ball tingle by tory borty December 28, 2012

San Fagcisco 

A nickname for San Fransisco due to it having so many gays, lesbians and bisexuals
I love San Fagcisco because of all the lesbians man
San Fagcisco by tory borty December 27, 2012