creationkook

Someone who rejects the theory of evolution and instead believes in creationism

I get pretty annoyed when these creationkooks bring their myth fables into my studies

by tory borty December 24, 2012

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012

trilogian

a derogotary term for a trinitarian Christian

I think those trilogians are praying

by tory borty November 15, 2012

bike ride

When you're cycling and the bike-seat is pushing up againt your vulva (in girls) and prostate (in boys) causing a funny sensation

If was leaning forward during my bike ride and i almost came from that

by tory borty November 08, 2013

Abrahamican

Someone who belongs to an Abrahamic religion

Do all Abrahamicans chop the tip of the penis of babies off or what?

by tory borty October 26, 2013

closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 08, 2013