tony's definitions

Snoop Dogg

see also: pothead, addict.

snoop is always burning the chron-dizzle. he said he quit, but i don't believe that for a second.

by tony December 5, 2003

jagertubing

Very Dangerous snow sport involving being towed from the back of a car in a snow tube while drinking jagermeister.

Tony busted his nose last night while jagertubing.

by Tony December 7, 2003

donut smile

A blowjob.

get down on your knees and smile like a donut.

by Tony December 8, 2003

danvan

A big lifter who needs to get over his ex girlfriend

That guy is such a danvan over Susan

by Tony August 19, 2003

molgrips

One of life's mysteries - nobody is sure if it really exists. Could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? Does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? Do his glasses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? Does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? And could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? The mysteries of the molgrips...

- Molgrips pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

by Tony August 19, 2003

MCED

a man, legend or miggity mack who is both.

yo youse one OG MCED dawg!

by tony August 20, 2003

bovine

Confused about sexuality. Cylindrical in shape. Strange in a surreal, slightly unbelieveable way.

That guy, ok I mean he's buff but oh my god he's SO bovine.

by Tony August 21, 2003