tony's definitions

J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

by tony February 10, 2003

res runner

Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.

It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.

by Tony September 6, 2005

choppy

1. relates to small cutish females with tiny bottoms and big tits (define tits, 2. slang term relating to affectionate manner referring to ones spouse.

C'mon choppy, what are you doing?
Don't go near that choppy over there, she's mine.

by tony March 4, 2004

bonzo

John Bonham's (drummer of Led Zeppelin)
Nickname, taken from an old english comic strip dog

Without Bonzo Led Zeppelin wouldn't be even half as good

by tony October 5, 2003

beat the bishop

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

by tony January 24, 2004

fatality

A sexual move that first involves a running start guiding ones penis into the anus of ones significant other. Thrust repeatedly into your partner until you are on the brink of ejaculation and then slip your penis into your partners mouth and before you cum, punch her in the nose, aka strawberry milkshake.

"Dude, I dont think that my girl appreciated that before the night was over i gave her the fatality"

by Tony May 13, 2005

Bitches

its a word you call some one who is a fag or a queer or acting gay or a all around fucking dumb ass.
also you can call 1 person a bitches.

"hey dude that was like cool"

"shut the fuck up BITCHES!

by tony October 11, 2004