tommy's definitions

bovis

an insult to someone who is an idiot.

matt, you bovis!

by tommy March 3, 2004

popes bedroom

a term for the barrel of a wave

i just got slotted into the popes bedroom

by tommy September 7, 2004

stacks of wax

a pile of vinyl records often found in studios

nothing but the stacks of wax, man

by tommy September 19, 2003

shit talker

A person who talks shit

Everyone who talks shit on people on this webite is a shit talker. -And for the people who are too scared to put there name....see PUSSY.

by tommy May 11, 2003

rueben

A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".

Ohhh my god! its a rueben!

by Tommy November 13, 2004

grand theft auto vice city

this game has amazing quotes. (see below)

my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!

beat that.

by tommy April 29, 2004

poogas

Stinky gasses that escape from the ass before and after the act of defication.

Your god damned poogas stunk up the bathroom again!

by Tommy March 23, 2003