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Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.
After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.
by Tom January 26, 2005
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hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'
Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.
by tom December 7, 2004
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Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).
Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!
by Tom December 12, 2003
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Hugoesthere

Synonym: Hugo

A mean-spirited name for a boy whose parents cruelly gave him to the name Hugo, in honor of a relative that has been dead for 60 years.
"Hugoesthere! Get away, I don't want to play with you during recess today! Na-nana-nana nah!"said the evil little boy names Tom.
by Tom December 9, 2004
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sour apple

when a girl dosen't cleen her self her pussy may smell verry faul
by tom November 25, 2003
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I.D.S.T.

le defention: 'if destroyed still true', the usage: i love shazné IDST (use "padlock" if love is beyond comprehesion to the average shmo)
daron loves SHanzné I.D.S.T. padlock
by tom June 18, 2006
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delestic

the deslexic spelling for deslexic
today i found out i was delestic
by Tom September 6, 2003
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