tom's definitions

Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

by tom May 30, 2003

Water Cooler

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

by Tom August 26, 2003

AOL

An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.

This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.

by Tom December 21, 2004

Bamber

broke; bad; stupid; boring; ugly; turnoff; crappy

This party is bamber.

Look at her, that girl is bamber.

The club was so bamber last night.

by Tom June 4, 2004

Aw4G63

3. Horrible spelling skills.

awd4g63* your* you're* there* their* they're* etc...

by Tom January 6, 2004

Fagoteer

Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.

John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!

by Tom October 4, 2004

chiefdrtybottom

A overweight ninja from arkansas

whatitih on the chiefdrtybottom run it tah

by Tom August 28, 2004