tom's definitions

sweetage

Invented by me while on a french exchange. I saw a nice ledge and said 'Thats sweetage!'

Used to describe something that is better than sweet eg
'His hat is sweetage'
'She is sweetage'

by tom February 15, 2005

smoke bomb

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer

hay anyone got some smoke bombs

by tom May 13, 2005

downtime

the amount of time a woman spends sucking your dick which she feels is adequate enough for you.

yo bitch, 2 minutes aint enough downtime. better get your ass back down and start sucking!!!!!!

by tom November 30, 2003

coejus

a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.

I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii

by tom July 20, 2004

Carcer City

A large, abandoned city, overrun with insane 'hunters' competing in blood sport.

Hunters roam the empty streets of Carcer City..

by Tom February 4, 2004

slunkmeat

It has no real definition, but it's derogatory and can describe a skank or someone that your friend has already fucked, sloppy seconds.

Greg: Hey Tom, how are you? I was thinking, I sure wouldn't mind if you fucked my ex-girlfriend Vicki.

Tom: No way! Do you think that I would fuck that piece of slunkmeat?

by Tom January 30, 2004

B.N.O.Y.L.

Best Night of Your Life

Ba-Noi-L thats how u say it

I exclaimed "B.N.O.Y.L." as I busted on that chicks face.

by Tom February 17, 2007