tom's definitions

smfc

suck my fucken cock.

You can smfc you HOE!

by tom July 26, 2004

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 2, 2003

Silver Fox

Everything a Cougar is plus 15 years of age.

Kevin became sick with Mark's comment that Kevin's 67 year old aunt was a silver fox.

by Tom November 12, 2003

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

relationship

A clever bending of the words "wild sex"

lets have a relationship on that table

by tom December 15, 2003

the notebook

Definately the worst movie ever

oh damn i have to watch the notebook with the friday night crew but then we get to watch childs play

by Tom March 21, 2005