times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

microshaft

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

by Tom June 15, 2005

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock

by tom March 31, 2004

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 02, 2004

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005

Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.

by Tom February 26, 2005