tom's definitions

tom cruise

A douche, enough said

Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not

by Tom December 28, 2005

snow bunny

white girl friend or ho

hey snow bunny! (accectionate way of usage)
Damn you'se a snow bunny, come over and show we what you're like!

by tom March 10, 2004

You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.

Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

by Tom May 2, 2003

mantle

a layer of red hot slush puppy underneath the earths crust.

ah, look at the pyroclastic flow and the beautiful slush puppy running over our house

by tom June 7, 2003

wolfbanging

When you partake in anal sex, when the man is about to orgasm he sticks his fingers down his partners throat to make them puke, thus making her arse hole muslce tighten and make the orgasm feel better.

Arrrgh wolfbanging is horribel!!

by Tom December 31, 2004

Vader Helmet

a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.

hey darth vader is a nazi

by tom March 3, 2005

APT

amillennial postapocalyptic transformaton

I pried the gun from my dead friend's hand. His face was a puddle of goo. I turned the gun toward the advancing army of APTs and shouted, "This is for Larry!!!"

by Tom March 30, 2005